Bad jokes and short laughs

Surely you've ever ended up crying with laughter with some bad joke . Does it sound? It is very normal, because often, the most absurd and unexpected jokes are the funniest of all. This happens, above all, when you stay with your friends for a drink, as the situation invites this kind of stupid jokes.

If you like jokes and want to be the soul of any meeting with friends or party, this article is ideal for you. Then, in, we discover a selection of the best bad and short jokes that make you laugh so you can cheer up any encounter. In addition, we also offer you a fun and original selection of short jokes for children and funny and short jokes by Jaimito. Take note!

Top 10 bad and short but very funny jokes

Do you want to surprise your friends with some of the best bad but funny jokes that exist? Do not miss this selection of original and funny jokes :

How do the chemicals get fired? Acid a pleasure.
What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegan cousin? Broco Lee.
What is the name of the Japanese diving champion? Tokofondo.
- Is this the club of the bums? + Yes, it is here. -Well, come in, please.
-I'm a healthy guy. + Do you like to eat well? -No, but they always greet me.
Where does Batman go? In the Bat-er.
How do you say no in South Africa? Mopongo
In a job interview: -In his resume he says he speaks English. + Oui. -That's French, sir. + Well, point it out to me, too.
What is the name of dieting in Chinese? Kita Kilito
Robinson Crushed ... and they ran over him.

Short jokes for children

If you have little ones at home and you want to have a good time with them, do not hesitate to discover some of these bad jokes that make you laugh:

-You know what? My brother has been riding a bike since he was 4 years old. + Well, it must be far!
Dad, dad, what does syntax mean? + Well, you have to go with a bus.
What does one loaf of bread say to another? I present to you a crumb.
One fish to another: - Do you know that fish only have two seconds of memory? + What do you say? -What do I say about what?
which is the height of a gardener? That always leave him planted.
This was such a bad joke, so bad, so bad ... it hit the smallest jokes.
How do you say handkerchief in Japanese? Sacamoco!
How do you say shipwrecked in Chinese? Chinsulancha
Do you know what one jaguar says to another? Jaguar you.
How is a magician after eating? Magdy!
-Mom, mom, at school they tell me that I am always distracted. + Juanito, you live in the house opposite.
What does a goose say to a goose? Vengansa!
The curtain opens and a smurf appears, showing his ass. The curtain closes, what is the series called? Blue summer!

Short jokes by Jaimito

Jaimito jokes are and have always been some of the most popular and funny. This list of short jokes by Jaimito is ideal for people of all ages. You will break laughing!

-Jaimito, do you think that technology will one day replace paper? + I do not think so, profe. I do not see myself cleaning my ass with an iPhone.
-Mom, at school they call me plugged in. + What about you? -I follow the flow!
-Mom, mom, at school they call me a detective. + What about you, Jaimito? -Silence, I ask the questions here.
-Mom, mom, at school they call me Superman. + Jaimito, you have put your underpants over your pants again.
In psychology class, a teacher tells her students: "Let's see, whoever thinks he's stupid and does not know anything, he'll stand up." After a few minutes of silence, Jaimito gets up. "Jaimito, do you think you're stupid?" The teacher asks him. "No profe, but I'm sorry to see that only you are standing."
-To see Jaimito, tell me two pronouns. + Who, me? -Very well!
-Mom, why do they call me at school at the weekend? + Shut up, Domingo!
-Mom, mom, at school they tell me big teeth. + Do not listen to them, Jaimito. But raise your head that you're scratching the ground.
-Mom, mom, at school they call me "Jaimito the madman". + Who tells you that? -The walls, the doors and the chairs.
-Mom, in school they call me a fool. + What about me? - You crazy.

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